date a robot who stays up late with you
When tumblr inevitably dies find me on pesterchum
Smash mouth has a song about a guy realizing the girl he’s dating is still in love with her ex girlfriend and he encourages said ex to come back and rekindle their lesbian romance
Maybe the real All Star was the bisexuals we met along the way
this is like… the exact opposite of Jolene
Why are there hardly any fruits in minecraft… I want to farm strawberries and rasberries and peaches but we only have dumb apples.
Watermelon
Watermelon are dumb and I refuse to aknowledge them.
i hope you die
This is from a conservative website complaining about Fallout being liberal propaganda but it’s really funny so I’m stealing it for the gays.
Power armor is gay culture. See also: Samus, Doomguy, Ripley if you count the Powered Work Loader.